XXX by ZZ Top (1999)

POKE CHOP SANDWICH
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(About Lightnin' Hopkins' drummer who used to keep a porkchop sandwich
on his floor tom, for snacking during the breaks.  Recorded with
Hopkins' drummer, Spider, present in the studio.)

POKE
BETTER WATCH THAT
POKE CHOP SANDWICH
WAITIN' IN TH' SACK
RIDIN' A [that] TOM TOM, A DOUBLE FAT BACK

GOT MY POKE CHOP SANDWICH
LAYIN' ON DA DRUM
POKE CHOP [chop's] GREAZY, I'M GONNA GET SOME

GET SOME A DAT POKE CHOP
POKE CHOP SANDWICH
POKE CHOP
POKE CHOP SANDWICH
YEAH YEAH TWENTY FIVE

LOUISIANA BACK BEAT AND TH' TEXAS BOP
DO A HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE AN' YA JES' CAN'T TOP IT  [-an ya]
NEW YORK TURN AROUND AND
TH' LONDON STOMP [stone]
AFRICAN GOOD LUCK COMBINATION
I KNOW THAT YA WANT

POKE CHOP
POKE CHOP SANDWICH
POKE CHOP
DOUBLE POKE CHOP SANDWICH
PLAY ON

SPIDER [of?] LIGHTNIN' HOPKINS GOT
TH' BIG BAD BEAT
AIN'T NO QUESTION WHAT THEY GONNA EAT  [what]
SPIDER WANNA A BOTTLE,  [a]
LIGHTNIN' WANNA A CAN  [a]
THEY'LL TAKE IN A BUCKET
CAUSE THEY DAM WELL CAN

A POKE CHOP  [a]
A POKE AT DAT CHOP  [polka dot]
CUT DAT POKE CHOP   [carve]
POKE CHOP SANDWICH

FEEL LIKE, I FEEL LIKE A POKE CHOP SANDWICH  [feel that feel that]
GIVE ME DAT SANDWICH IN WAX PAPER   [with a wax]
PORK CHOP SANDWICH


CRUCIFIXX - A - FLAT
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AIN'T GONNA NO WHERE WHEN YO TIRE IS FLAT [goin' nowhere]
BETTER GET RELIGION, THAT'S WHERE IT AT
HEY [yeah]

WHEN IT'S ALL BLOWN OUT,
THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT
A CAN O' TH' MAN WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
HEY

COZ IF YA BREAK DOWN, IF YA BREAK DOWN
CRUCIFIXX-A-FLATT GONNA GET CHA ROUND THIS TOWN
AND THAT'S WHERE YA WANNA BE
COZ IF YA BREAK DOWN, IF YA BREAK DOWN
CRUCIFIXX-A-FLATT GONNA' GET CHA ROUND THIS TOWN [the town]
THAT'S WHERE IT'S GONNA BE
HEY

A THROTTLE - A BOTTLE BABY I DON'T CARE [in a bottle]
MY CANNED ICON GIMME PLENTY OF AIR [can of God? of gun?]
HEY

AND KEEP A CAN IN HAND OF
RESTOR YOUR FAITH [that'll show your fate]
COZ WHEN YA GOT YOUR FIX YOU HOLD THE ACE [home by eight]
HEY

COZ IF YA BREAK DOWN, IF YA BREAK DOWN
CRUCIFIXX-A-FLATT GONNA GET CHA ROUND THIS TOWN
AND THAT'S WHERE YA WANNA BE
COZ IF YA BREAK DOWN, IF YA BREAK DOWN
CRUCIFIXX-A-FLATT GONNA' GET CHA ROUND THIS TOWN
AND THAT'S WHERE YA GOT TO BE BABE
HEY

YOU WANNA KEEP IT FULL,
YOU WANNA' KEEP IT BIG
BEATS THUMBIN' A RIDE, BEATS BUMMIN' A CIG

HEY

JUST ASK FOR MERCY AND PRAISE TH' LORD
CRUCIFIXX-A-FLATT THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR

HEY

COZ IF YA' BREAK DOWN, IF YA' BREAK DOWN
CRUCIFIXX-A-FLATT GONNA GET CHA ROUND THIS TOWN
AND THAT'S WHERE YA WANNA BE
COZ IF YA' BREAK DOWN, IF YA' BREAK DOWN
CRUCIFIXX-A-FLATT GONNA' GET CHA ROUND THIS TOWN
AND THAT'S WHERE YA WANNA,
SAY ZZ, SAY YA WANNA BE


FEARLESS BOOGIE
---------------
CALL ME A PRETTY BOY
THEY CALL ME A SAINT
THEY CALL ME A SINNER
IT'S GONNA BE THE SAME
NOW I'M NOT AFRAID
AND I'M NOT AFEARED
I AIN'T GONNA LOSE IT
AND I'M NOT SCARED

TO DO THE FEARLESS BOOGIE
TO DO THE FEARLESS BOOGIE
SMOKIN' FEARLESS BOOGIE
UNTIL IT'S GONE

THEY CALL ME A PONTIAC
THE RED IN MY NECK
THEY CALL ME A CADILLAC
THEY CALL ME A WRECK
NOW I'M NOT AFRAID
AND I'M NOT SCARED
NOW I AIN'T GONNA LOSE IT
NO, I'M NOT AFEAR

AND DO THE FEARLESS BOOGIE
TO DO THE FEARLESS BOOGIE
SMOKIN' FEARLESS BOOGIE
UNTIL IT'S GONE

THEY CALL ME A LOVER
THEY CALL ME A FOOL
THEY CALL ME A WINNER
THEY CALL ME A MULE

DO THE FEARLESS BOOGIE
DO THE FEARLESS BOOGIE
SMOKIN' FEARLESS BOOGIE
UNTIL IT'S GONE, GONE, GONE [till the fear is gone]


36-22-36
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT CHU YOU WANT?
MY THING IS A REAL FINE THING
IT'S A THING IT'S A REAL FINE THING
IT AIN'T BROKE, IT DON'T NEED A FIX
36-22-36

I GOT A GYROSCOPE GOIN' ROUND AND ROUND
GOT A THUNDERBIRD TAKE ME ALL OVER TOWN
GOT A TRANSISTOR RADIO STANDIN' ON THE MIX [spottin'/startin']
36-22-36
36-18-36

WHERE'D SHE GO?

WHAT CHU SAY? 36-22-36
WHAT CHU SAY? 36-22-36
YOU WANT WHAT? 36-22-36
WHAT CHU SAY? 36-22-36
WHAT CHU WANT?


MADE INTO A MOVIE
-----------------
WHO WOULD BELIEVE
AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME
I FOUND HER AGAIN
AND THAT'S NOT JUST ANOTHER LINE

A LAST MINUTE SCENE THEN ANOTHER
IF YOU HIT YOUR MARK
I GOTTA TELL YA BROTHER

IT SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
WHO WOULD BELIEVE IT
SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
OH YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE IT

I GOTTA' CONFESS
I LOST A MEASURE OF FAITH 
BUT SHE HELD THE POWER
FOLLOWED ME PLACE TO PLACE

FIRST A RIVAL, THEN A LOVER
IF YOU CAN SHOOT IT
I GOTTA TELL YA' BROTHER

IT SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
BUT WHO WOULD BELIEVE IT
SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
OH YOU JUST GOT TO SEE IT

IT SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
WOULD SPEND HARD EARNED MONEY TO SEE IT
IT SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
WHAT A SCENE, WHAT A SCENE

IT SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
WHO WOULD BELIEVE
IT SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
I GUESS YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE IT.


BEATBOX
-------
A NINE VOLT BATTERY FROM JAPAN
AND IT'S GOT THE BEAT
A LITTLE TAPE DECK IN MY HAND
IT'S SO SO SWEET

KEEPS ME ROCKIN' ROUND THE CLOCK
I DON'T MIND IT   [when I]
I GOT THE BEATBOX, THE BEATBOX,
JUST A BEATIN' THAT BOX
BEATBOX, BEATBOX

ONE C-90'S BACK TO BACK  [DC 9 is]
JUMPIN' ON THAT JACK
DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE OR
UNPLUG MY WIRE, BEG OR STEAL  [baby steel is..]
ITS NOT FOR HIRE

KEEPS ME ROCKIN' 'ROUND THE CLOCK
I DON'T MIND IT BECAUSE
I GOT THE BEATBOX, THE BEATBOX
JUST A BEATIN' THAT BOX
BEATBOX, BEATBOX 

PARIS, ROME, TOYKO, OSAKA, FORENZA, MILANO, VESUVIO

DALLAS, TEXAS [HAVE MERCY]


TRIPPIN'
--------
I GOT A FAVORITE PLACE
IN A FAVORITE TOWN
IN A FAVORITE FOREIGN COUNTRY
I BEEN HANGIN' AROUND

IT AINT TOO BIG
AND IT AIN'T TOO FAR
AND THEN WE COULD GO
CRAZY WITH OUR HEAD IN A JAR

AND GO TRIPPIN'
TRIPPIN', AWAY

YOU GOT A SECRET SLOT [slide]
IN A SECRET SPOT
WE COULD SECRETLY FREAK OUT
IF YOU GIMME A SHOT

AND SECRETLY MEET TOMORROW [secret me]
IF I TELL YOU WHAT TIME
TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS
AND WHAT'S CHO' SIGN
LET'S GO TRIPPIN'
TRIPPIN' AWAY

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HALF
OR YOU CAN TAKE MINE
ITS TOTALLY SHINE OR TOTALLY BLIND
BUT ONE OR THE OTHER'S GONNA' WORK OUT FINE

WE GO TRIPPIN'
TRIPPIN' AWAY
WE GO TRIPPIN'
WE GO TRIPPIN'


DREADMONBOOGALOO
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        (Contains sound clips from the Art Bell show.  The wildcard line
        references the phone line used by callers with unrelated questions.)

DREADMONBOOGALOO
DROP THAT THING
DREAD, DREAD, DREAD
BOOGALOO, BOOGALOO
EAST OF THE ROCKIES
WEST OF THE ROCKIES
ON THE WILDCARD LINE
DREAD
THIS IS ART [YEAH YEAH]
DREAD
EAST OF THE ROCKIES
DREAD,
WEST OF THE ROCKIES
DREAD
ON THE WILDCARD LINE
BOOGALOO, BOOGALOO, BOOGALOO


NINJA SHACK
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	(Bonus track on the Japanese release.)

CRACKIN' WOOD IT FEELS SO GOOD
CHOP IT BACK WITH TH' EDGE OF MY HAND
THE KING IS CHUNG MY AXE HAVE SWUNG
I'M GONNA BE YOUR MAN

WHACK ATTACH, INTO SAWDUST
BREAKIN' 2 X 4
IT'S A FACT, I GOT THE BLACK BELT, TAI KWAN DO

NINJA SHACK, NINJA SHACK, GONNA DO TH' HANG,
GONNA DO TH' HANG THANG
NINJA JACK, GONNA KICK BACK, GONNA DO TH' HANG THANG
I WANNA SEE, I WANNA BE IN TH' NINJA SHACK
NINJA SHACK, GONNA HANG THAT THANG

IT TAKES A LOAD OF CONCENTRATION
IT TAKES A LOAD OF TIME
I THRILL, I KILL ON JAPANAMATION
AND IT MAKES A MESS OF WHININ'

WHEN TH' BOARD IS BROKEN
WHEN TH' JACK HAVE SPOKEN
WHEN THAT BOARD IS BROKEN
YOU KNOW THAT JACK HAVE SPOKEN

NINJA SHACK, NINJA SHACK, GONNA DO TH' HANG,
GONNA DO TH' HANG THANG
NINJA JACK, GONNA KICK BACK, GONNA HANG
AND BANG THAT THANG
I WANNA SEE, I'M GONNA BE IN TH' NINJA SHACK,
NINJA SHACK, GONNA HANG THAT THANG

TH' KEYS ARE LOCKED IN MY RIDE
AIN'T NO THING FOR NINJA JACK
CHOPPED TH' LOCK, LET IT ROCK
NEVER SCRATCHED THAT PONTIAC

CAN I GET IT RIGHT WHEN IT'S TIME TO STRIKE
YEAH SAID NINJA JACK
IF SHE BREAKS MY HEART, GONNA PLAY IT SMART
THOR'ZEN WITHIN TH' SHACK-A-RAMO

NINJA SHACK, NINJA SHACK, GONNA DO TH' HANG,
GONNA DO TH' HANG THANG
NINJA JACK, GONNA KICK BACK,
GONNA DO HANG AN' JANG
I WANNA SEE, I'M GONNA BE IN TH' NINJA SHACK
NINJA SHACK, GONNA HANG THAT THANG


LIVE INTRO BY ROSS MITCHELL
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SO NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS STAR TIME; ARE YOU READY FOR STAR TIME?
IT'S A STUNNING AND PERSUASIVE PLEASURE, TO PRESENT TO YOU NATIONAL AND
INTERNATIONAL KNORN.... THAT LIL' OL' BAND FROM TEXAS, THE ZZ TOPS


SINPUSHER
---------
I DROPPED OUT OF SOCIETY
FELL BY THE WAYSIDE SO TO SPEAK
QUIT MY JOB I'M A LAZY SLOB
NEVER LIFT A FINGER 'CEPT FOR MY HEART THROB

I'M A SINPUSHER, HANGIN' ON THE ON THE "DL" DOWN LOW
JUST A SINPUSHER, KINDA LIKE HEAVEN OR HELL

I WANT A BIT OF EVERYTHING
I'M WANTED BY THE LAW
I JUST WANT A LITTLE BIT
I GUESS I WANT IT ALL

I'M A SINPUSHER, HANGIN' ON THE ON THE "DL" DOWN LOW
I'M JUST A SINPUSHER, KINDA LIKE HEAVEN OR HELL 

I LIKE MY BIG FAT BACK
I LIKE MY YA YA THIN
I LIKE TO PUSH IT DOWN
INTO THE LAND OF SIN

I'M A SINPUSHER, HANGIN' ON THE ON THE D.L., DOWN LOW
I'M A SINPUSHER, KINDA LIKE HEAVEN OR HELL



(LET ME BE YOUR) TEDDY BEAR
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        (Dusty's live cover of the old Elvis tune.)
	(some of the lyrics are not listed)

CALIFORNIA

BABY LET ME BE
YOUR LOVIN' TEDDY BEAR
PUT A CHAIN AROUND MY NECK
AND LEAD ME ANYWHERE

OH LET ME BE
YOUR TEDDY BEAR

BABY LET ME BE
AROUND YOU EVERY NIGHT
RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIR
AND CUDDLE ME REAL TIGHT

OH LET ME BE
YOUR TEDDY BEAR

I DON'T WANT TO BE A TIGER
CAUSE TIGERS PLAY TO ROUGH
I DON'T WANT TO BE A LION
‘CAUSE LIONS AIN'T THE KIND
YOU LOVE ENOUGH

I DON'T WANT TO BE A TIGER
CAUSE TIGERS PLAY TO ROUGH
I DON'T WANT TO BE A RHINO
CAUSE RHINO'S HORN TO GRUFF
I DON'T WANT TO BE A CHEETAH
CAUSE CHEETAHS SCRATCH YOUR STUFF
I DON'T WANT BE A LION
CAUSE LION'S AIN'T THE KIND
YOU LOVE ENOUGH

OH NOW BABY LET ME BE
AROUND YOUR CAGE TONIGHT
WRAP YOUR LOCK AROUND MY KEY
AND TURN IT ROUND JUST RIGHT

OH LET ME BE
YOUR TEDDY BEAR
OH LET ME BE
HAY HI HO TEDDY BEAR
OH TEDDY BEAR


HEY MR. MILLIONAIRE
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        (Recorded live w/Jeff Beck on vocals)

I WENT DOWN ACROSS THAT BORDERLINE
DOWN IN THE PLANET MEXICO
BOUGHT SOME TEQUILA
BIG SACK O' WHACK
I LET GO OF TH' PESO I COULDN'T GET BACK

HEY MR. MILLIONAIRE, HEY MR. MILLION
CAN YOU LOAN THIS PO' BOY A DIME?

I WALKED DOWN ACROSS THE BORDERLINE

WAY OVER PLANET LONDON

BOUGHT A ROLLS ROYCE AN’ A JAGUAR

IT'S DOESN'T NOT MATTER HOW RICH YOU ARE

HEY MR. MILLIONIARE, HEY MR. MILLION

CAN YOU LOAN THIS PO’ BOY A DIME?

I MOVED ON ACROSS THAT BORDERLINE DEEP OFF TH' PLANET LOUISIANA THREW SOME DICE IT WAS OH SO NICE BUT IT LEFT ME EATIN' RED BEANS AND RICE HEY MR. MILLIONAIRE, HEY MR. MILLION COULD YOU LOAN THIS PO’ BOY A DIME? HEY MR. MILLIONAIRE, HEY MR. MILLION LOAN THIS PO' BOY A DIME LOAN THIS PO' BOY A DIME TURN YOURSELF INTO A BANKER BELT BUCKLE ----------- RED, RED LIPS SWIVELIN' HIPS MOVIN' IN SOME NEW BLUE JEANS SHUFFLIN' SWEET RIGHT WITH THAT BEAT SHE CAN REALLY SHAKE THAT THING BELT BUCKLE SHININ' DAY AND NIGHT WHEN SHE SHAKE THAT THING HOPE IT'S NEXT TO MINE I SAID, LORD HAVE MERCY, MY O' MY YOU BEEN LOOKIN' TOO GOOD I THINK YOU WANNA SHAKE WITH ME BABY I THINK YOU SHOULD BELT BUCKLE SHININ' DAY AND NIGHT WHEN YOU SHAKE THAT THING HOPE IT'S NEXT TO MINE PLEASE, PLEASE BABY, I WANNA SAY YOU LOOKIN' SO FINE AND IF YOU HOLD MINE NEXT TO YOURS I'LL HOLD YOU NEXT TO MINE BELT BUCKLE SHININ' DAY AND NIGHT WHEN YOU SHAKE THAT THING HOPE IT'S NEXT TO MINE

Thanks to Jackie Ray, Andrew H. Bieszart, Jim McAnulty, Danny Brown and Kent Bentkowski for the contributions.